DRUMPH: God-King

    by Austin Washington

    From the author of "the best book ever written about the Father of our Country", The Education of George Washington, comes DRUMPH: God-King, guaranteed, again, to make readers "literally fall off my chair laughing" while, for a second time, imparting George Washington's recently discovered secret for success. In fact, DRUMPH: God-King might, again, become "one of my favorite...books".


    President Drumph decides to kidnap the Queen of England to impress a blonde internet blogger he has a crush on. Laugh out loud funny, DRUMPH: God-King is the funniest serious book of the decade, and the most serious comedic book of the millennium*.


    If Douglas Adams met Kurt Vonnegut and George Washington in a multiverse-wormhole, and together wrote a fictional book about Donald Jehoshaphat Drumph with more truth than most nonfiction, you'd probably end up with something very much like DRUMPH: God-King.




    Release Date for Part 1: 15 OCTOBER



    "Your [first] book is still one of my favorites"

    "[The Education of George Washington] made me laugh out loud while teaching an important lesson"


    *thus far


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    This is NOT the final cover. The real one is MUCH funnier, trust us...wait for it, 15 October :D


    DRUMPH: God-King


    DRUMPH: God-King is the second book by best-selling author Austin Washington. The book cover looks like it must be pro...or anti?!...Trump.


    But you can't quite tell which.


    DRUMPH: God-King, in fact, makes readers scream with laughter when reading on airplanes–it’s been tested–so, careful. Weirdly, it also promotes values that can make everyone great, with a more electrifying expression of the unique panache for which Austin Washington's The Education of George Washington became "one of my favorite books" for readers around the world, had a PBS show dedicated to it, and generally rocked.


    DRUMPH: God-King reveals–for a second time–George Washington's recently rediscovered secret that will make you a hero for our times. Also, in a Douglas Adams meets Kurt Vonnegut kind of way, the fictional Donald Trump kidnaps the Queen of England to impress a blonde internet blogger, triggering an inter-dimensional struggle to save our planet. Read it before you get sucked into another universe where DRUMPH: God-King might not be available–or might be true!



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  • TRUMP: God-King Controversies

    We did NOT change the title because of this, it was an artistic choice, swear to God. But, it IS kind of interesting that we were basically shadow banned, just like Twitter - but on Amazon.

    Following Twitter and Facebook’s lead, Amazon has started shadow banning books it doesn't like. The **print** and Kindle version of the controversial new satire TRUMP: God-King, Part One ‘Don & George’, by acclaimed author Austin Washington (“The Education of George Washington”), which is...